Friday, April 11, 2008

I have a MySpace, but I can't remember what/where it is and I could never figure out how to log into it, making the average 13-year-old emo kid smarter than I am but, y'know? I'm ok with that because at least I can bend over in jeans without flashing. In any case, the MySpace newsletter asked me if I was "a fan of the Chaser's WOE". And I realised after a moment that they meant War On Everything, but for that moment all I could think was, "I don't think the Chaser has woe, just anarchic glee."

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:07 AM

    Hehe :)

    I had a MySpace for about five minutes, and try as I might, I couldn't figure out how to make it look like something that wouldn't sear my eyeballs. I found the delete button first.

    I wouldn't say emo kids are smarter than us, I would say we're painfully oldskool (in *my* day, sonny, we made our websites with notepad, uphill in the snow, both ways)

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  2. *sigh*

    okay.

    You had Notepad? Luxury. In my day we had to use solar radiation.

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