Reason: procrastination. State: pissed off. Why? Because I just got my review from chocolate. Reviews like this make me angry.

Reviewers problem #1: I "whinged" about not having had my review done in their guestbook. Well, I know that it's been at least a month and a half since I submitted for that review. I've been through three design changes in that time. The review site itself has been through two. They can redesign twice, but they don't have time to do my review? Obviously I misinterpreted the point of this site.

Reviewers problem #2: I am a "review whore". Apparently all she thinks reviews are for is free publicity. I apply for reviews because no one ever tells me what they think of my site. Besides, if she'd actually reviewed my site when I submitted it, the situation might have been different.

Reviewers problem #3: I apparently did the site for me and only for me. The wench obviously didn't read the note that she says she's quoting it from, since that note specifically states: "I'm not doing this for me... This is for you." I say later that "It might be for you, but it is by me", but I hardly thing that's the same thing.

The whole thing is simply so shallow, it makes me gasp. I ask again, why am I here?

Point: Don't go to Chocolate if you want a review. They bite.