State: Tired but satisfied after an afternoon of post-exam retail therapy. I bought the most beautiful velvet coat/shirt thing with lace hems... just beautiful. Which inspired the Search of the Day.

Search: velvet

Result: After wading through fifteen million "Velvet Goldmine" links, I finally find
ACTIVE LIFE INC. - Active Velvet™ Deer Antler. You want me to ingest what now? Do people simply take this stuff on the word of the supposed experts? Well, do let us read the fine print: "The Food and Drug Administration has not evaluated these statements. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent disease." Hmmm...