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Friday, July 28, 2000

Apparently there are new Thai laws regarding the illegality of killing a domestic animal or pet (cat, dog, usw) with intention to consume said animal. General assumption is that this is pointed towards the highly unpleasant practice of certain caterers in using said animals as the main course. Being the cynical wench I am, I can't help wondering if this will spawn a suitable black market to get around the obvious loophole in this law. After all, it doesn't say you can't eat doggies that aren't already dead. And it doesn't say you can't kill doggies just because you want to. So whaddya think? Could I make my living in Thailand as an animal killer for hire? Much easier than being a real assassin, I imagine. You wouldn't have to make the deaths look accidental if the evidence was going to be eaten in any case...

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