"Due to the collapse of the USSR, the Black Market was flooded with cheap nuclear weapons. At some unspecified time in the near future, for uncertain reasons, the Pepsi Corporation will acquire an unknown quantity of these. Due to CIA prompting, the United States will clandestinely fund the Coca-Cola Corporation acquisition of nuclear warheads so that parity is achieved. This will lead to what historians in the future will refer to as the 'Cola War'." ~ J^e