Internet Conspiracy Theory #243: Drioux and Maura are involved in counter-espionage in the Congo. This can, of course, be reasoned from a two-paragraph article in the Sydney Morning Herald this morning about experimental monkeys in Sweden. (Come on, people, the connection is obvious! Use your brains!) It would also explain why neither of them has produced works for public consumption in the last five days or so.

But seriously, I'm not trying to exert peer publishing pressure or anything. I fully respect their right to work for the government if they so choose. I'm just registering that I miss their words.