Speaking of Terry Pratchett (which, if you're reading this from top to bottom, I haven't yet, but I will soon), here's the rules to Cripple Mr Onion. No wonder it's touted as the Discworld's most complicated card game. I'd like to learn to play, just so that I could have a party trick too (like my father's intricate shuffling matters) but I simply don't have the sticking power.

I was about to launch on a "Why I love Terry Pratchett" rant, but probably no one cares. If you do, let me know.