State: Tired because I was woken up at one in the morning, barely an hour of beauty-sleep behind me, by A and drunken friends. Poor little me. In an effort to amuse a bored and sheepish J² I let him choose the search for the day.

Search: cats and unusual places

Result: Would still stink like cat piss! I mean honestly, what are you supposed to do when confronted by a link entitled with that catchy phrase? You click, of course. And even though I suspect the person/s behind this site may actually be serious in their assertions, it is very difficult to take seriously a page that continually declares cats are "randomly viscous" and that dogs never or rarely lick their owners (buh?).