Back towards the beginning of the year Y, a friend of mine, broke up with his girlfriend of two years. Or rather, she broke up with him. He was inconsolable, ranting, raving... but since then he's met a new girl. And he's turned into a bouncing ball of giggles over her. It's so incredibly cute. Y is thirty, you see, (and I quote): "I thought I knew everything there was to know about women, and then she comes along and all of a sudden I don't have a clue; I'm jittery, I'm nervous... it's fantastic!" He is so happy... it's simply so endearing. I can't help envying the girl.