Hooray! All done! Welcome to version 3 of The world according to carp - "That was now, this is then." If anything looks odd, please let me know.

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Unfortunately I have another one of those pesky college functions tonight, so I can't fill this page with my usual non-essential bumph. See you all tomorrow morning. Not too early, though.