Reason #43 why communism will never work:
R: They're probably Italian.
Me: Because Italians are always Fascist.
R: They are.
Me: Except when they're being Communist.
R: Well naturally. Damn whores.
Me: I assume the whores are Fascist. Prostitution is far too capitalist for the commies.
R: How so? It would work perfectly well.
Me: Selling your body? How can you get more capitalist?
R: No, you're just sharing your commodity with the community. Shut up for a minute. Everyone in the community gets tokens.
Me: Every good comrade is entitled to three visits per month to a lady of negotiable affection?
R: Precisely. And then you collect the tokens and take them to the officials, who say, "Well done" and give you your monthly whatever.
Me: But you'd still have to sell yourself. Give your tokens to me, not to her, I'm better, I'll even do you twice for the price of one. Capitalism. Prostitution is inherently capitalist.
R: Unless you were the delegated prostitute for that region.
Me: Whore of the State? Now you're just getting silly.