Death comes for us all (a melodramatic haiku of retirement)
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Saturday, August 05, 2000

The rules of picking up (with invaluable contributions from J2):

For men:
  1. Dress well.
  2. Smell good.
  3. Don't be too drunk.
  4. Introduce yourself confidently.
  5. Make intelligent, but not too erudite, conversation.
  6. Listen attentively.
  7. Smile and laugh.
  8. Pray.
For women:
  1. Show up.
  2. On the incredibly rare occasion that step 1 does not work immediately, smile.

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