Thepiratequeen.net has got me humming G&S now. You know, this has been known to lead to breakdowns in lesser mortals. But I am (not quite) The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived! (5 points for obscurity value - for full marks you have to name the actual Greatest Man.)

"Here's a first-rate opportunity,
To get married with impunity,
and indulge in the felicity
of unbounded domesticity.
You shall quickly be parsonified,
conjugally matrimonified,
by a doctor of divinity
who is located in the vicinity."

How can you not think WS Gilbert is worthy of worship?