The good thing about college is you overhear conversations like:
"She was sitting on his lap the entire evening. She didn't move once."

"Maybe they were having sex."
"I just said she wasn't moving."

"They're only 13. Maybe they don't know you're supposed to move."

The bad thing about college is you overhear conversations like:
"Get out of the shower."

"Why?"
"I'm dying."

"You are?"
"No, I just want you to tell me what you think of this dress."