New additions to the life-montage that is my door:

- A flyer that reads: "Invite A BUNCH OF POSERS to all your special occasions!" It goes on to elucidate that the aforementioned posers are, in fact, a group of musicians willing to dress in costume and ponce about playing music of your choice.

- An Optus ad that has three bovines grazing on a snowy slope. The caption reads: "Yak, yak, yak."