Well, that was an interesting opening ceremony, wasn't it? I nearly died laughing when they handed the torch to Dawn Fraser. All that nonsense about her being out of the running because she was with What's-his-face, and then I noticed that he was stepping up to do his formal bit... and where was she? It was a stunning lighting ceremony. And a good ceremony all in all. You did us proud, folks. Well done; your execution has been stayed indefinitely.