Honestly. Every time I think to myself, "Dee, you're surrounded by morons, what are you doing living in this place?" a little voice speaks up from the other shoulder and says: "It could be worse, Dee. You could be living next door."

This is true.

It just amazes me that people can be that stupid for that long without apparent pause for breath. It's awe-inspiring. Someone call the Guiness Book of World Records.