I just got this in the mail (not me, actually, but some random who will never receive it now, muahaha):

It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts.

Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.

One scrolls....

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

I'm not sure what the point of this was, but to me it just highlights the stupidity of choosing a political leader on his personal actions rather than his actual policies. Something which I should have thought was blatantly evident in any case, but you know these people that forward emails to everyone in their address book...