I watched things like Rage and Video Hits (music programs) last weekend, which reminded me of why I don't do that usually. Apart from the fact of not having truly ready access to a television, there's a certain desire not to subject myself to that sort of brain-numbing nonsense. Why does it all have to be dance music? And why do they all have to dance like that? And why, oh why, must everyone have the latest fashions in clothes, hair and attitudes? Gurk.