More about that stupid Battlefield Earth:
Me: And I think John Travolta should be sent to his room so he can think long and hard about what he's done.

A: he is a scientologist. in this situation, he had no choice. this was a form of hero worship, i would imagine.
Me: Were I L. Ron Hubbard, I would denounce John Travolta as a traitor to the cause. It really is a bad movie.

A: were you l. ron hubbard, you would probably think that this was as good as movies got.