J² has a sort of fantastic flamboyance about him that renders him very attractive. Everything he does is filled with a sort of wild energy and flair. He does it on purpose, of course. He's a show-off, an attention seeker, and a try-hard. Then again, so am I. This is why we are such good friends, I suppose. And why we couldn't possibly ever be more than that. It would be a recipe for pure disaster. And besides, why would I want to be involved with such a pretentious twit?

This is me laughing at myself. (I was paraphrasing Fight Club, but then I realised there was a movie much more worthy. 2 points for the reference.)