On the daily rounds:

1. In my sort of mid-exam haze, I wonder if revamping involves checking your vamp in for a grease and oil change. Oooh, sounds kinky.
   
2. Well, I've also heard this term used as a sort of affectionately mildly-derogative term for Americans. Ahem. Yes, well...
   
3. George Clooney is the antichrist? Well, that's the most sensible notion I've heard all day.

Or maybe it's Leonardo diWhatshisface.