Chaos averted: J¹, now being in charge of the college's IT issues, decided to clean out the internet connections, assuring us that he would leave connected those that were still in use.

He stuffed up.

But never fear, I grabbed him very quickly and made him plug in my connection again. At knife-point. Then I was able to breathe easily, and do mundane things like eat breakfast.

Yes, my name is Diana and I'm internet-dependent.