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guts and garters

It's all fun and games until someone loses molecular cohesion.

Thursday, December 14, 2000

In news just in, a student at the Australian National University has brutally murdered the entire internet support staff of that institution, strangling them with her ethernet cable. According to inside sources, the girl turned psychotic after having her mu* connection disrupted five times in half an hour. When asked for a comment, the murderess, whose name has not been made public, screeched: "Let this be a warning to you all!"

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