My list of least favourite things to do today, in no particular order:

1. Be rushed off my feet checking in highly talented child performers who make me feel like a bit of a failure.
   
2. De-sex an elephant.
   
3. Scrub out a mouldy fridge with paper towels.
   
4. Have the Bat-phone (work duty mobile phone) screen die on me so I can't read a thing.

One of these things actually didn't have to be done today. Guess which.