Randomly collected snippets.

My internet connection is an injured three-toed sloth on valium.

K^r and I are so going to the Rammstein concert in Sydney. Hell, I'm even prepared to buy sturdy boots for the occasion.

The band One Minute Silence are such pretentious Rage Against The Machine wannabes. It's really flabberghasting. I mean, they even use the line "Fight the norm, fuck the rules". Which is so different from "Fight the war, fuck the norm". I like the latter one better anyway.

If anything prominent and presumably unstealable due to size and/or motivation for the theft, odds-on it was pinched by a college student. Or group thereof. Whole billboards. Large concrete bollards. Pizza Hut letters. Real Estate signs. There is no stopping a determined, drunk college student. We are a force to be reckoned with. Give us five minutes alone and a couple of mates, and we can move the world.