I have black hair now. Permanently black hair. This may seem a sudden shock, but it is the first stage of a hair-do plan that I have been considering for some six months now. I'm a little alarmed that I decided to take the plunge in twelve hours flat, but these things happen.

Step three involves dying my roots bright scarlet. Step two is currently in progress, and involves growing aforementioned roots. I won't give you a daily update. Aren't I nice?