I just read the entirety of this thing. I'm quite impressed with it, and I had a damn good laugh. Mostly spot on regional Aussie dialect. Maybe I should direct the people I role-play with to this site, so they know what I'm on about more than half the time.

One inclusion that really needs to be made, however. Dack: to pull someone's pants down very quickly and without their knowledge or permission. Apparently this isn't something Americans indulge in. Or at least, so I was told. Honestly, what do you people do with your youth?

Oh yeah. You shoot people.

(PS: Link from nothing.)