I have some weird-ass stuff in my MP3s, you know? Four versions of "How Soon Is Now"; the Smiths' original, plus Love Spit Love, Everclear, and the amazingly superior Snake River Conspiracy. Two versions of "Like a Prayer", not including the original Madonna (H20 live and Bigod 20 - I highly recommend the latter). A playlist that segues from Rob Zombie into the Beatles, and thence into Hole (Spookshow Baby, Eleanor Rigby and Malibu, respectively). And the always-bizarre 2NU's "Ponderous".

"Now I'm on a beach somewhere, and there's a sign that says: 'Aren't you supposed to be at work?' It sort of screamed out at me. (Aaaaaaargh!)"

This is ponderous, man. Really ponderous.