While cleaning out my inbox (it gets messy in there), some of the more interesting email subjects:

AhhhhhhhhChoooooooooo!

Re: Ha ha FUCKING ha!

Re: *sidles in, whistling innocently?*

The Amazing Compendium of Crap

Cash Bonanza (this was, incredibly, not spam)

Star Wars shit

why a fork brother, why not a knife... or an ice pick?

Sir yes sir

But i don't wanna repeat you! Waaaaah!

I can't believe I'm bothering.
A distressingly small list of interesting titles considering there are 250+ emails in my box. Honestly. My friends should do better. This is a far cry from the halcyon days of emails from J² with subjects such as: "If I see him again, I'll rip his tits off".