You know, I thought I was past the age when I had to worry about putting both feet down the same trouser leg. Maybe skirts are the way to go.

On a different note, I am overjoyed to discover that J² is up to his old random emailing tricks. Today's offering on the alter of randomness:

Subject: The independent trouser society

A wise man once said "aarrrgghhh!!!! Get it off!!!!! GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!! AAAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!!!"

Life's pretty straight without J².