More MUD conversations:
Y offers a pop tart
D perks. Well, back rub, pop tart... what's the difference?
Y says "about 300 calories?"
D says "What's 300 calories between friends?"
Y says "exactly!"
Y slyly gives 400 calories and only takes 200 calories for himself...muhahhahaa
D peers at Y. "Are you trying to fatten me up?"
Y smiles innocently. "Not at all. Hey, do you think you could fit in this oven. I mean, hypothetically speaking of course. If you needed to, for some reason, fit in this oven....could you?"