Oh my DOUG, I have never seen two dinky china Siamese cats that looked shiftier than the two used in Shauny's divine new design. Them's some damn smug kitties. I think they know something they're not telling us.

Like maybe why my Pol Sci lecturer is physically incapable of giving back our essays when he said he would. Three bloody times I've been put off so far. If we have to hand them in by a deadline, shouldn't be damn well respond in kind?

Not that I can really talk, since I handed it in a week late, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story.