More of Dee's Helpful Advice for Life^(TM):

If you're going to be flying out the next morning, especially if your flight time requires you to be awake at 6 in the morning, do not get drunk the night before.

If, however, you are somehow incapable of not getting drunk, please, please, please make sure you do not come home at 12:30, remember that you have to get up at 6 in the morning, and go straight to bed while still too drunk to be undertaking such an action, with the result that the room starts spinning and you subsequently spend the period from 1-1:30 dashing to the toilet to be sick every five minutes.

And if you absolutely must go through the above, try not to be one thin wall away from your parents at the time.

Not throwing up on your bedding is also always a good idea.

So, how was everyone else's weekend?