This week is Bush Week, which means it's another week of mayhem in college. Including Murder, which I have mentioned before, but since it was about this time last year, I'll recap.

You get a slip of paper, with some vague details about the person you must stalk and, eventually, 'kill' by getting them alone. Made more difficult by the fact that someone is stalking you at the same time. Person with most slips wins.

Now, I love this time of year, because the paranoia is so thick you could practically cut it into slices and sell it at a market stall. I would reveal all that I and assorted others are doing to capitalise on this delightful sentiment, but the Enemy is everywhere (yes, that's you, Puss) so I shan't. Muahaha.

However, I will display the playlist I created in honour of this marvellous event. I call it the "It's not paranoia if they're really after you" playlist. Or maybe the "Someone's at the door!" playlist.

The Cure - Killing An Arab
Rage Against The Machine - Killing in The Name
Guns n Roses - Live and Let Die
Bon Jovi - Blaze Of Glory
Garbage - I Think I'm Paranoid (live)
The Offspring - Come out and play
Rolling Stones - Time Is On My Side
Our Lady Peace - Superman's Dead
Faith No More - Surprise You're Dead
Poe - Angry Jonny
Queen - Who Wants To Live Forever
Filter - Hey Man Nice Shot