Hot is better than cold.

Life is better than death.

Noise is better than silence, except when

Silence is better than noise.

German is better than English (for swearing).

The Rosicrucians are better than both the Discordians and the Bavarians.

Valmont is better than Cruel Intentions.

Sean Connery is better than Roger Moore. But that went without saying.

Maybe is better than no.

Lasagne is better than Moussaka. Though that's a close one; they're both awful.

Crying is better than the alternative.

Paper is better than pixels.

Imagination is better than real life, except when...

Friends are better.

I am better than this. Get off the fucking internet and do some work, Dee.