The purpose of our lives is to make other people's lives more random.

One of these days, I want to walk up to some random in the street, squeal with delight and launch into a monologue: "Jeremy! Hi! How are you? What have you been up to? My god, you look great. Sorry, must dash, I'm running late, but I'll give you a call. We'll have coffee. Bye!" And run off.