So, did you do the reading?

Well, yes, sort of. See, I had a nervous breakdown on page 10, but I was right as rain again by page 15. I think I may have missed the main precept, though, and was unwilling to return and reread in case I suffered a relapse. I'm sure you understand.

(I am still here, by the way. Simmering back down to normal. Equilibrium is at least within shouting distance. But it doesn't like shouting...)