Aargle. I'm working tonight as bar and function staff for my college's 30th anniversary convocation dinner. I have to wear a bow tie as part of my uniform. Which means I have to button my shirt up to the top. I had a hard enough time just finding a white shirt that would go all the way up. I feel like I'm choking. I'm seeing stars. I'm not going to make it, kids. I'm going to be doing the traditional two fingers under the collar all night.

Sod it. Whose idea of fun is this, anyway?

(Note to self: buy shoelaces.)