I have, in the past, been told that in response to the inane question: "Whatcha doin'?" my usual respone of "Nothin' much" (or, on particularly loquacious days: "Bugger all, dear boy") is unacceptably boring. With that in mind, a list of other potential responses:

• Pandering to the heathens.
  
• Alphabetising my clothes by what I did in them last.
  
• Desexing my stereo.
  
• Full-contact origami.
  
• Considering the viability of world domination.
  
• Tie-dying my fridge.
  
• Making reservations for the afterlife.
  
• Playing Queen backwards, looking for Satanic messages.
  
• Paying off Third World debt.
  
• Taxidermy.
  
• Tantric crochet.
  
• Bringing about the Apocalypse.