Via my friend R^y, from the Sydney Morning Herald of... Saturday just gone, I believe:

We must congratulate the Prime Minister on his bold plan, which is as brilliant as it is obvious.
Step 1: The SAS take the Tampa into international waters. This act of piracy puts us at war with Norway.
Step 2: The SAS, cleverly left on board for this purpose, immediately surrender on our behalf to the captain and we all become Norwegian subjects.
Step 3: This takes care of the pesky republicans; after all, who can object to King Haakon!
Step 4: We automatically become citizens of the European Union.
Step 5: Our farmers receive the massive EU subsidies and the EU market opens!
Step 6: All rural seats go Coalition, by a landslide.

--Tom Torda,

--Double Bay, August 31