Ugg: Where are you going next year?
Me: Oh, I'm staying here. I'm going to be anti-social and irresponsible and all those things you can be when you're not a tutor.

Ugg: You're staying?? Hang on... won't that make you a fifth year?
Me: Yep. I'll be the only one.

Ugg: So, you going to fuck the system?
Me: I may give it a gentle grope now and then.