Call me a silly little geek girl, but I just wasted far too much time at this gamer jargon site. I giggled. A lot.

I particularly liked this entry in the lexicon:

"...failing a random... encounter," phrase
to run into a person whom you dislike or try to avoid; Ex: (Mike enters room)"Oh no, we just failed a random Mike encounter!" (This refers to the practice of rolling in D&D to check if your party runs into wandering monsters.)

This phrase, my friends, is going into standard Dee-usage.

(I also like "Align your chakras" as an admonition to calm down.)