How to have fun with eavesdropping sales assistants:
"Is this bag big enough?"

"I don't know. Think it'll fit my purse and a handgun?"

Meanwhile, current cleaning 'gratuities' fund at $4.95 (enough for a Happy Meal with extra Happy), a pen and a coconut. There was briefly a copy of Alan Ball's "Politics and Government", but it seems to have been unhappy with this world, and ended it all by jumping out the window.

I used my own weight in tissues today. Just call me Sneezy.