J^e: "You're nuzzling me with a strange cat!"

(We just had a tea party in front convo. There was coffee (I finally broke my fast and partook again), there were gooey chocolate biscuits (Weston's Chocolate Addictions - on special at Supabarn now and full of yummy goodness!), there was a plethora of stuffed animals. We terrorised everyone who came past. We giggled. B^k sang 'The Greens' featuring Jeremiah as lead vocals, and the Danae-Bear on backup vocals.)

Overheard:
Guy 1: "What're you doing tonight?"
Guy 2: "Nothing much."
Guy 1: "Come up and watch television later."
J^e: "Is this entire conversation a euphemism?"
Me, in best Mae West imitation mode: "Come up and see me some time."
J^e: "We'll have 'coffee'. The line then, of course, is 'I don't drink coffee'."
Me: "Dang. Then we'll just have to cut straight to the sex."