Last night I considered 'Zen Blogging'. This means that I would blog what feels right. I would get in touch with my inner blogger, and let the spirit guide me. The blog content would be mystical, spiritual and probably smell nice too. And have good Feng Shui.

There would probably not be much of a discernible difference. However, I could claim that anyone who complained just wasn't enlightened enough to understand. And order them to go align their chakras, or something.

Besides, isn't everything better when it's Zen? Everything we do should be Zen. Zen typing, and Zen coffee-drinking, and Zen nappy-changing. I'm going to go and have a Zen shower.