What she said: "Why is the world blessed with stupid people?"
What I said: "I believe the verb is 'cursed'."
What I realised ten minutes later I should have said: "Who pissed in your Cheerios now?"

She is starting continuing to annoy me.

Earlier:
J^e: Hey, she called me nitwit, and she just called you incompetent. I think we've got our Dee back!

Look out world, here I come. These drugs are the funky shit, man.