When I grow up, I'd like to be:

• taller
  
• a cyberpirate
  
• hostess on a gameshow
  
• enjoying a jetsetting lifestyle
  
• a cannibal
  
• a psychic superhero
  
• a werepoodle
  
• David Bowie
  
• something really metal
  
• an anime schoolgirl
  
• not intimidated by cheerleaders
  
• a cheerleader
  
• older.