Nipple enhancers? What the fuck? I mean... buh? I don't get it. Obviously, I mean, bloody obviously, I'm missing some vitally important part of modern fashion. I look at this product and I remember my mother telling me about putting bandaids over her nipples so that they wouldn't be seen when she couldn't wear a bra under a dress. My aunt, also on hand, and I looked at each other in horror, and said: "Didn't it hurt when you took them off?"

In any case, I think I have an attitude about nipples like society used to have about women's legs. Yes, I'm sure they have them, but I don't want to know about it and I certainly don't want to sodding see them. Put it away.