Him (with American-style smile): Hello! What can I get you?
Me (with Aussie-style vague): I'm still... thinking... Do you have that satay chicken stuff?

Him: Satay chicken, absolutely. Is that a foot-long or-
Me: Six inch.

Him: On what sort of bread?
Me: White.

Him (eviscerating bread): Would you like any bacon with that?
Me: No thanks.

Him: Any cheese?
Me: No thanks. Just some lettuce, please.

Him: Lettuce? OK. (pause to apply lettuce) Any other salads with that?
Me: No thanks.

Him (now nearing desperateness): Any sauce?
Me: No. (pause) Sorry, I'm boring.